Your interests are
peaked, I bet but trust me, this is going to be the ride of your life and it's
definitely not rated PG13.
I could not help but
address this topic which seems to be a growing popularity among not only
straight, dating couples but also straight, married couples too. Indeed, this
was not an easy choice to make because for some reason, the past week provided
a wide variety of topics in which to write. This topped the list because I was
shocked to know that the practice is creeping up in a lot of marriages and more
so, done by couples of appalling ages. If it surprises you any further- you
should know that it's the new 'in thing' in the sex world, at least that is
exactly what my research tells me.
Of course I'd give
you my opinions on it all but I must deliver the scoop from the streets and the
answers I got from the surveys I've done. I want to make it emphatically clear
though, that I am absolutely not attacking the homosexual community. I made that
clear enough in my article about two weeks ago. Trust me when I say, that I
could never and will never understand why the anus is preferred than the
va-jayjay but hey, if the exit chute has a better aura to you, I'd advise Glade
to create a perfect blend of feces air fresheners- just for you that is.
On a more serious
note, I went on a quest to find out what all the excitement was about after a
friend told me, that he and his wife willingly tried it and liked it. It was
news to me because I didn't think he would go that far but clearly, he is an
element of surprise. What struck me more was that this couple was in the age
range of 45 - 60. Shock was an understatement and the way my eye-brows raised, I
think I gave myself a face lift. The friendly conversation inspired me to see
if this was a popular practice among married couples around the world. Going in
to it, I thought that I would have found out that it was mostly done by young,
experimental twenty year olds but the numbers were squared. Can I say that old
people are "hip"? Or is that where their hip problems are coming
from? What ever it is, I think people are really taking this to a whole other
level, unnecessarily though.
Research proved,
that straight couples are doing it for several reasons. I think by now it's
very apparent that men are curious in doing it. Their interests are just to
prove if they can act out the porn movie they're watching or so they claim in
my survey. Then another reason was, "I want to see if my girl can take it
all in and like it". At this point, the two responses made me question
just how dumb can men be but keep reading… Gratefully, I got responses from
women and I laughed so hard out of pity. I got reasons like, "I am accommodating to my man, he wanted to try it and I don't want him trying it on
some other woman so I gladly bent over. I'm all about making him happy",
other women said that they were really curious as to how it felt and asked for
it spontaneously to keep things spicy in the bedroom. I can't describe how I
felt at this point but this one was the deal breaker for me, I mean, a woman
should know her anatomy enough to know that this is not possible… "I have
been wanting to give into doing this because my husband has been asking and I
am hoping to see if I can orgasm from back there." Sad isn't it? More like
darn depressing! Am I the only one who remembers how painful constipation is
because I do not think that there is enough lube in this world, to make an
erect penis, comfortably enter an anus.
Forgive my bluntness
but society is absolutely corrupt. What ever gave us the idea that doing
"anal" was part of sexual intercourse? What next is going to be the
trend? Bestiality? When God created sex and rightly so to be done in marriage -
the anus was never a part of it. He definitely made that clear in Sodom and
Gomorrah and even got clearer in Leviticus 20: 13. The Bible will always remain
true and we no further need to question. In analyzing reasons given, I've
discovered that "straight" men found an excuse to be discreetly gay
and some women are taking it as "the new bedroom adventure". I think
we are much more intelligent than that and wish to see us grow out of being in
gross denial. I know you're questioning if I told my dear friend that he's gay,
of course I did and he was absolute in his protest to prove me wrong. I
accepted it but it does not mean that all men are curious as such without being
gay. I also discovered that if couples try it, it's not done every time they
"get busy", seems like they try it at least twice a month, though
some men said they won't do it again, "… because the next morning she was
walking funny." In case you haven't noticed Ladies, we're the only one
left in grave discomfort. I think if there was ever a possibility of a man's
dick breaking in half while trying it, this foolishness will definitely stop or
men will be less interested. The lesson
to be learnt here, is staying on the side of reality in defining whether it's
your kinky side as a woman or a man, or whether your lover is gay.
I do empathize with
the couples, whose marriages have become so sexually boring to the point of
exploring anal sex. Quite the contrary, your sex life has only gotten boring
because each individual have yet to find the sweet spot of wild adventure. Sex
is not all about positions and never about inflicting discomfort but rather,
being expressive in your element of desire - to the point where the vagina is
seen to be multifaceted in its features and uses. You have to literally
"face up to it", to understand what I'm talking about.
Written by:
Drishna Gibson
Drishna Gibson
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